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Vending Machine Haircut . . .

In Uncategorized on July 2, 2010 at 5:21 am

Yes, you read that correctly, today the Crazy Little Stockdale got a haircut from a vending machine at the mall.  Mrs. Stockdale was at work, which was the only reason this was allowed to occur. 

Here’s how it works.  First insert a $10 bill ( only a $10 bill, not two $5’s, not a bunch of $2’s, not a roll of quarters ) into the machine.   The machine gives you a card.

Then sit here.  Be sure to move forward on the seats as folks more through the queue.

Then, when it is your turn, give ‘Pat’ your card, and then ‘Pat’ cuts your hair cut.

Please obey the rules at all times.  Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.   Also, NO picture taking!

And, whoila!   Not as good, or as free, as Sydney’s mom, but ok enough for a Stockdale.

  1. Mrs. Stockdale does NOT approve.

  2. That is the neatest, weirdest, craziest thing ever. CLS still looks might cute.

  3. I can’t believe this business hasn’t gone global. Amazing! 🙂

  4. Heck, Sal. You could have saved your money and cur her hair just like yours. Hygenic AND it saves money! But I suppose just like the vending machine haircut, Mrs. Stockdale wouldn’t approve. And I think Kristen is on to something here. This could be your big franchising opportunity for the Walmart croud. Put down your cricket stick (or whetever it is called) and start working on your venture capital.

  5. Sydney’s mom wasn’t free- just behind on invoicing!! I would have been scared to death of that thing!!

  6. Hilarious! Mostly I just love seeing a picture of the Crazy Little Stockdale and her sweet smile. Not sure about a vending machine haircut. I think it is so funny that they post the rules and do not allow picture taking? What’s up with that?

  7. Hey the haircut looiks great! Never heard of such a thing! Good Price! Anellen

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