Guess what you find hunting through the top shelf of a closet as a memento of running a half marathon with a Mrs. Stockdale?

$10 says that Al Gore owns a tote bag factory.  He also probably makes those ugly lightbulbs that don’t last anywhere close to how long they claim and don’t make a lick of a difference in my electric bill.   Long live the soft white 75w bulb and the plastic grocery bag.