1.  Insert child into giant plastic bag.

2.  Zip bag, making an airtight seal.

3.  Remove air, I mean INFLATE.

4.  Commence fun!

All this amusement is from the Singapore American School County Fair.  What are the odds of the Stockdales attending two schools in a row, both with County Fairs?  I guess this means when/if/when Mrs. Stockdale moves us again, we are doomed/destined to attend another school that also has a County Fair.  Or, perhaps someday return to Kansas City and just bring the big inflatable death balls with us.