Prior to discussing the most recent adventure of the Stockdale family, it is of great importance to mention all the tote bags that have been acquired.

New pair of golf shoes – free tote bag!

Big little Stockdale needs a new laptop – free tote bag!

Someone buys something – free tote bag!

Get the internet installed in Prague – free tote bag!

Crazy little Stockdale gets a laptop – free tote bag!

Buy some University of Stockdale merchandise – free tote bag!

Buy some rental property – free tote bag!

Run the Singapore marathon – free tote bag!

Run a half marathon with Mrs. Stockdale – two free tote bags!

I really don’t know – free tote bag!

Run a 5k with the little Stockdales – tote bags for everyone!

Go to Africa, climb Mr. Kilimanjaro, and go on a safari – four free tote bags!

Good thing we’re getting rid of those pesky plastic straws.