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Happy National Day

In Uncategorized on August 7, 2010 at 11:05 pm

A home displaying the national flag underneath their window

Monday, August 9th is National Day in Singapore.  It’s like the 4th of July and Thanksgiving wrapped into one.  There are parades and tanks and flags and jets and fireworks and marching.  Last year they staged a mock terrorist attack to show how prepared they were.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Day_Parade

Not sure what the Stockdales are going to do to celebrate.  Virtually every person I’ve asked has told me to avoid the chaos and watch it on television.  Television, is there nothing it can’t do?

Chumlee + Newman = SPEEDCASH!!!

In Uncategorized on August 2, 2010 at 9:10 am

Imagine if the United States Postal Service owned a chain of pawn shops?  Imagine no further, because in Singapore,  you can live the dream!

http://www.singpost.com/speedcash/index.htm

On an extra tight budget during the festive season?  Need money to tide over your educational expenses? Short of cash to settle your essential bills? Got an emergency medical bill to pay? Require temporary assistance for the working capital of your business?

Whatever your short-term cash needs are, you can take care of them with SpeedCash. Instant, easy and convenient, SpeedCash is the modern way to get cash loans on the spot. Just leave a piece of gold jewellery with us while you take your time to tide over your cash needs. There are no forms to fill, no credit checks needed and no waiting for approval.

SpeedCash is a service offered by Singapore Post. SingPost has been serving you for more than 180 years. You know you can trust us for our honest and transparent way of doing business. Backed by world-class efficiency, an excellent infrastructure and the use of modern technology, SpeedCash is the new way to get cash loans. So if you need instant cash, think SpeedCash, because you can count on us.

SpeedCash is licenced under the Pawnbrokers Act of Singapore.

I doubt you’ll find ‘Big Hoss’ and the ‘Old Man’ behind the counter, but it might be worth a visit.  (And yes, for some reason, I am fixated on the post office here.)

Zhu Zhu Pets . . .

In Uncategorized on July 29, 2010 at 2:23 am

You think this junk would be cheaper over here.

This is about $43.00 USD.  I think when the little Stockdales got this back in Kansas it was about $25.00.

First, how can 50 cents worth of plastic inside a 25 cent box, cost this much anywhere on Earth?  Second, how can it cost more in Singapore?  Third, the Zsu Zsu guy is a frickin’ GENIUS!

Newman ! ! !

In Uncategorized on July 29, 2010 at 2:04 am

There is no outgoing mail from our building.  The system in Singapore is only one way at residential addresses.   One reason I rarely see mail trucks, is because most residential mail is delivered by scooter.  Imagine a fancy moped with a giant box on the back.  That is how the mail arrives at our building.

When I need to send a letter or mail a bill, I have to find a mailbox.  Assuming Mrs. Stockdale is home, she passes one on her way to the office and does this for me.  However yesterday, I figured out why I can never find a mailbox.  Here’s a picture of one:

The key here is that this is a picture of ONE mailbox.  Not all the mailboxes look like this.  They are all painted differently to celebrate the Youth Olympic Games in August.  I probably walk by fifteen of these things a day and never know it. 

It was all part of some viral marketing campaign gone awry.  http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Singapore/Story/A1Story20100106-189979.html  Then, after the graffiti debacle, they did this: http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1045048/1/.html 

All I want to do is send a letter.  Does it really need to be this confusing?

Don’t trash the Nati . . .

In Uncategorized on July 27, 2010 at 11:35 am

In Cincinnati, we had:

http://www.keepcincinnatibeautiful.org/index.php/main/show/387

In Singapore we have:

Click on the picture so you can read the story.  I saw this ad on the subway last week and tried to get a picture, but this cranky looking old woman was sitting right in front of it.  She would have made the picture much more interesting, but I couldn’t snap it without her knowing.

Chinese oil spill . . .

In Uncategorized on July 23, 2010 at 1:13 am

While you guys complain about BP, the Chinese just have folks clean up their spill bare-handed.

http://news.ph.msn.com/regional/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4233387

Come on America!

Good Luck ? ? ?

In Uncategorized on July 19, 2010 at 3:27 am

This morning I went for a run.  Halfway out, I got pooped on by a bird.

I don’t care if it’s good luck or not, either way, it was icky.

Shampoo is not funny . . .

In Uncategorized on July 17, 2010 at 12:20 am

The thing I miss the most from the US is humor.  Humor is everywhere in the States, in Asia, not so much.

During an hour of television, instead of going to the fridge for a delicious ice-cold glass of water, watch the commercials.  Almost every single one will have some type of irony, joke, or cheesiness as its centerpiece.  It could be an ad for breakfast cereal, guards to keep the leaves out of your gutters, or maybe even natural male enhancement.  You may not personally find any of these things funny or useful, but the purpose of the vast majority of advertisements is to entertain.  Just look at the Superbowl. 

In Singapore/Asia, the purpose of the ad is to inform.  ‘Didn’t get that promotion, use this shampoo and your ugly damaged hair will be soft and shiny.’  ‘Wear this watch and you’ll look cooler than your loser friends.’   ‘After your son goes to school 9 hours a day for 11 months a year and he gets home from piano and fencing lessons, send him to our math tutor service and he will grow up to be successful.’ 

Although ads on both sides of the Pacific are for products or services to better some important or pointless aspect of your life,  US advertisers use smiles to grab your wallet while you’re not looking.  Asian advertisers, use guilt to make your hand your cash over willingly.  Americans will blindly drink themselves silly in hopes of being like Spuds MacKenzie hanging out with the Swedish Bikini Team.  Asians listen to a guy pretending to be a dentist, telling them their breath stinks and they shouldn’t offend others on the subway.

It’s not just the television humor that I miss.  Laughter is everywhere in the US, be it at work, home, or school.  You can joke around with your friends, your boss, or the polite happy lady, diligently working behind the counter at Lowe’s who can’t get you a new tank of propane without paging the manager four times.  Maybe it’s America’s eternal optimism that keeps us happy, or perhaps our ability to always want to see the brighter side of life, or it could be a deep dark spitefullness that makes us mock others when they fail miserably because they lack talent and determination, or we could just be dumb.  Take your pick. 

Regardless, there is very little humor over here.  Try and quote Animal House, Old School, or the Hangover in a group of Asians or Europeans.  Even if they’ve seen the movie (doubtful), they would never understand why you would inject random lines from a twenty year old movie into a current conversation.  It’s almost a sport in America to see who can spout off the most random movie quote and slide it seamlessly into a conversation.   Just try to play a single round of golf without making or hearing a reference to Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore.

Even if we make the assumption ‘pop culture’ is something you have to be ‘local’ to understand, you’d think you’d still see Asians making other Asians laugh and Germans making other Germans laugh.  Instead, over here, it’s as if everyone carefully considers every word before they say it.  Or perhaps, if they do laugh, it is in the privacy of their own homes with their family and how fun is that?  You could argue this verbal openness is why most of the world thinks Americans are idiots.  I would say it makes us the only ones who are honest.

You would end up in jail if you tried this in Singapore:  http://www.armchaircommentary.com/2010/07/star-wars-on-a-subway-love-it.html

I do need to add, there are other cultures that value humor.  I’ve been spending a lot of time with Australians lately, both playing cricket and golf.  Those guys are pretty darn funny.  They enjoy throwing each other under the bus, backing the bus up, and running you over again – just like we do in the States.  The only difference is, the rest of the world likes Australia.  Somehow they get some magical, kangaroo induced free pass.  Maybe if we had kangaroos, the rest of the world would like us too.   Think about it.

Toasted Ravioli . . .

In Uncategorized on July 15, 2010 at 9:59 am

Today, I taught the assistant Stockdale how to make homemade toasted sweet potato ravioli.  We need to work a little on the presentation, but the taste is pretty darn good!

Too bad Mrs. Stockdale is away for another ten days.  When she gets back, maybe we’ll make her another batch?  Or, maybe we’ll make lima bean ravioli?   Only the assistant Stockdale and I will know the truth.

Nothing to see here, move along . . .

In Uncategorized on July 14, 2010 at 3:05 am

Boring few days for the Stockdales.  

Monday, we rented bikes and rode along the East Coast.  There is a pretty cool skate park the little Stockdales enjoyed.  In the US, you would need to sign twelve different forms to even look at this place.  In Singapore, you just let your kids climb down the ladder into the giant pit.

Mrs. Stockdale is back in the States for two and a half weeks.  I think it has something to do with work.  She didn’t say.  It really doesn’t matter to me, just as long as she gets all the stuff I asked for from Target.